What Are You Like ?

Every new season brings a bewildering array of fashion "dictats". This year, for example, the options are to look like vampirella, a New York Park Avenue princess, a silver-screen siren or an alpine peasant. But how can you tell which type will suit you best? Take our test to find out.


1. As a teenager, you wanted to dress like
Jackie Kennedy in the White House
Rita Hayworth in Gilda
Ali MacGraw in Love Story
Siouxsie Sioux in the Gargoyle Club
 
2. Your idea of hell is...
No Sales
Flat shoes
Out of stock
Anything pink or peach
 
3. You quell hunger pangs with
An undressed salad leaf
A Valium
A slice of organic carrot cake
A double bloody mary
 
4. Your make-up essential Is
Clear lip gloss
Scarlet lipstick
Bronzer
Kohl
 
5. You cure a hangover with
What hangover?
A face pack and cucumber eye patches
Pints of peppermint tea
Hair of the dog
 
6. You've often been mistaken for
Gwyneth Paltrow
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Chloe Sevigny
Angelina Jolie
 
7. If you had to describe your style, it would be
Classic
Dramatic
Eclectic
Gothic
 
8. Your holiday reading is
Bright Young Things: London by Brooke de Ocampo and Jonathan Becker
My Love Affair With Jewelry by Elizabeth Taylor
The scarcity of it
Porno by Irvine Welsh
 
9. You have 24 hours in New York. Do you
Mourn the passing of Bill Blass with a martini at the Mark hotel
Spend every minute drinking champagne at the Plaza
Shed a tear at Ground Zero
Stay out all night, sleep all day
 
10. The first thing you do when you wake up is
Call your trainer for a workout
Call for your morning tray
Call your guru for this morning's aura
Call to see if last night's date regained consciousness
 
11. Your favourite scent is
Michael by Michael Kors
Guerlain's Shalimar
Patchouli by Etro
Balenciaga's Le Dix
 
12. If your house were on fire, you’d save
Your insurance policies
Your Jimmy Choo's
Your dogs
Your mobile
 
13. Saturdays are spent in
Malls
The airport
Flea markets
Bed
 
14. Hard day at the office, darling? Take it out on
Your platinum Amex
Your BlackBerry
Your allotment
A bottle of absinthe
 
15. Before a date, you get
An all-over body scrub
The nipple tape out
The incense lit
Your corset tightened
 
16. In your dreams, you are
Star of the new Versace ad campaign
Jean Harlow in Clark Gable's arms
Jade Jagger in Ibiza
Christina Ricci anytime
 
17.Your favourite female singer is
Madonna
Ella Fitzgerald
Beyonce Knowles
Rihanna
 
18. When you shop, you go to
Zara
Mango
Promod
Marks & Spencer
 
19. One more drink and you’re
Over your calorie allowance
Under the host
Over the moon
Under arrest